Frightened straight 2

perform the official ceremony,

but she read our guests to filth.

She called my mother a cunt.

Well, your mom is a cunt.

True, but she did pay for the wedding.

And when someone does something that generous for you,

you don't call them a cunt to their face.

You say it behind their back.

Whatever.

Anyways, what I'm trying to say is,

between our amazing wedding

and our redonkulous honeymoon in Mykonos,

we just don't have enough ********* a down payment,

especially in houses big.

Don't you worry.

Calvin's already told me your budget.

And this house, way below it.

How's that possible?

Yeah, wait, what's wrong with it?

Let me guess.

The roof needs to be replaced and the plumbing is shot.

Or are we built on like a sinkhole

and it's slowly being swallowed by the earth?

Oh, don't be ridiculous.

Just a bunch of people were brutally ********

and now it's possessed by a demon.

What?

Shall we take a look inside?

Okay, this place is amazing.

Can you tell me a little more about this mass ******?

And I think you said something about a demon?

Hey, Demon Shemamen.

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