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If you had to guess what sort of program he was on on television, what would you say?

What does he look like to you?

He's a good looking fella, come on.

He's an actor then.

He's an actor, yes.

What sort of actor, you don't know?

So you don't know him?

Oh, you've got to recognise him.

He doesn't know you, I've told you before, no one knows you.

I've asked everybody.

Thanks very much.

Thank you, thanks.

I told you.

I saw you go on Channel 4 the other week, weren't you?

Ah, you've seen him then, you know who he is now?

Yeah, yeah, I do, yeah.

Ah, don't you know, now do you recognise him? Did you see the programme?

No, I don't think I did.

You did?

You did, don't you remember?

OK, look, he is actually an actor, he's an actor in sex films.

Ah, oh!

Now, if you were given the chance to star opposite this young man in a sex film,

would you take the chance, would you have a go?

Yes!

What about, would you let her have a go?

I don't know, it's not really the sort of thing you think about, is it?

Oh, I don't think about sex all the time.

Come on, tell me, if you had the chance, look at this, this handsome hunk here,

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